School Jokes

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	?Q- What word is always spelled incorrectly . . . incorrectly ?What an American state do pencils come from . . . Pencil-vania ?How do bee get to school . . . on the school-buzz ?What did the pencil say to the other pencil . . . You're looking sharp ?Why did the teacher wear sunglass to school . . . She had bright students Student: The brain is a wonder full thing ?Teacher: Why do you say that Student: Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops until you get asked a question in class Mother : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead ?TEACHER : What is the plural of mouse Pupil :Mice ?TEACHER : Good, now what's the plural of baby Pupil : Twins ?TEACHER : What's the longest word in the English Pupil : Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

[حـــلا برق]

very funny

thanx alot sweety

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اقتباس

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very funny

thanx alot sweety

[وين أروح]

very funny

[اتحدى الحب]

very fuuny
and a wonderful
thanx